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~ Monday, March 26 ~
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Tom (at The Glitter Factory): There’s a girl here that also works at Quiznos. She’s really nice to me here, but really mean to me at Quiznos.

Tom’s Divorce - Season 2, Episode 11

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~ Saturday, March 17 ~
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Tom: “I feel like you’re embarrassed by me.”
Ann: “That is accurate.”

Dave Returns - Season 4, Episode 15



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~ Wednesday, March 14 ~
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Smash: She won’t pay attention to me, but I know she likes me. Matt: Maybe that’s just her way of getting you to pay attention to her. Smash: I don’t want to pay attention to her, I want her to pay attention to me. That’s how I’m used to. What To Do While You’re Waiting - Season 1, Episode 12

Smash: She won’t pay attention to me, but I know she likes me.

Matt: Maybe that’s just her way of getting you to pay attention to her.

Smash: I don’t want to pay attention to her, I want her to pay attention to me. That’s how I’m used to.

What To Do While You’re Waiting - Season 1, Episode 12

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~ Wednesday, March 7 ~
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Coach Taylor: Wait, wait, wait…is that a Members Only jacket?

Matt: Yeah, what do you think? Do you think it’s okay?

Full Hearts - Season 1, Episode 9

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~ Thursday, February 16 ~
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Tom: “On a scale from one to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?”

Hunting Trip - Season 2, episode 10

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~ Wednesday, January 18 ~
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Tom: I have a ritual and it starts on the couch. We sit down, clap my hands, lights dim, Boyz II Men fades in… Ben: I understand, please stop. Nope, nope…you don’t need to explain the ritual. I’m good.  Jerry’s Painting - Season 3, Episode 11

Tom: I have a ritual and it starts on the couch. We sit down, clap my hands, lights dim, Boyz II Men fades in…

Ben: I understand, please stop. Nope, nope…you don’t need to explain the ritual. I’m good. 

Jerry’s Painting - Season 3, Episode 11

Tags: Parks and Rec Parks and Recreation Friday Night Lights Tom Haverford Ben Wyatt Matt Saracen Smash Williams
~ Sunday, January 15 ~
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Tom: Look, some kind of bird. Let’s kill it…. You talkin’ to me bitch?

Hunting Trip - Season 2, Episode 10

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Donna: When we canceled on him, he took another gig in Eagleton. At a library.

Tom: That’s literally the worst place I could imagine.

Freddy Spaghetti - Season 2, Episode 23



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Tim: Last game, 7.

Matt: No regrets.

Underdogs - Season 3, Episode 12

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