Donna: Do I look like I drink water?
Campaign Shake-Up - Season 4, Episode 17
27 notes
Clear Eyes, Full Parks, Can't Lose!
WAFFLES FOREVER.
Welcome to NBC!
Population: awesome sauce.
First in football, fourth in friendship.
Welcome to NBC!
Population: awesome sauce.
First in football, fourth in friendship.
~ Tuesday, May 15 ~
27 notes
~ Thursday, February 16 ~
Tom: “On a scale from one to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?”
Hunting Trip - Season 2, episode 10
39 notes
~ Wednesday, January 25 ~
Ron: Are the scissors broken in your house, son?!
Go Big or Go Home - Season 3, Episode 1
129 notes
~ Monday, January 23 ~
Landry: Oh my god, you can’t read, can you? Is that it, you’re one of those kids that just slipped through the cracks?
Tim: I can read, you joke. I just choose not to.
Nevermind - Season 1, Episode 11
31 notes
April: You ready?
Ron: I was born ready. I’m Ron Fucking Swanson.
The Stakeout - Season 2, Episode 2
51 notes
~ Sunday, January 15 ~
Tim: Last game, 7.
Matt: No regrets.
Underdogs - Season 3, Episode 12
50 notes
~ Saturday, January 14 ~
Leslie: Punk Ass Book Jockeys!
Sweetums - Season 2, Episode 15
21 notes
Ann: I like your haircut, where’d you get it?
April: Prison.
Born and Raised - Season 4, Episode 3
36 notes
