Smash: She won’t pay attention to me, but I know she likes me.
Matt: Maybe that’s just her way of getting you to pay attention to her.
Smash: I don’t want to pay attention to her, I want her to pay attention to me. That’s how I’m used to.
What To Do While You’re Waiting - Season 1, Episode 12
Coach Taylor: Wait, wait, wait…is that a Members Only jacket?
Matt: Yeah, what do you think? Do you think it’s okay?
Full Hearts - Season 1, Episode 9
Ron (to Orin): You forgot to paint a painting, son.
Jerry’s Painting - Season 3, Episode 11
Leslie: My Nana…she used to say the best stuff. Don’t work yourself into a lather. Look where it is and you’ll find it. Don’t put me in a home. Tell the truth and shame the devil. The devil knows where you’re hiding. If you take enough rides with the devil pretty soon he’s gonna drive….she was really into the devil.
Telethon - Season 2, Episode 22
Ron: “I have cried twice in my life. Once, when I was 7 and was hit by a bus, and again when I learned that L’il Sebastian had passed.”
L’il Sebastian - Season 3, Episode 16
Tom: I have a ritual and it starts on the couch. We sit down, clap my hands, lights dim, Boyz II Men fades in…
Ben: I understand, please stop. Nope, nope…you don’t need to explain the ritual. I’m good.
Jerry’s Painting - Season 3, Episode 11
Matt: You don’t need to worry about me, in a fight I just kinda stand in the back and just yell stuff.
Black Eyes and Broken Hearts - Season 1, Episode 16
Donna: When we canceled on him, he took another gig in Eagleton. At a library.
Tom: That’s literally the worst place I could imagine.
Freddy Spaghetti - Season 2, Episode 23
Tim: Last game, 7.
Matt: No regrets.
Underdogs - Season 3, Episode 12
Donna: Yes, I am a hunter…and it’s you season.
Summer Catalog - Season 2, Episode 20
