Jerry: “Okay, so you’re sure now that everything is okay that I’m… down there?”
…
Dr. Harris: “That man has the largest penis I’ve ever seen. I actually don’t even know if he has mumps. I forgot to look. I was distracted by the largest penis I’ve ever seen. “
I’m Leslie Knope - Season 4, Episode 1
Donna: Do I look like I drink water?
Campaign Shake-Up - Season 4, Episode 17
Ron: If any of you need anything at all…too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves, like adults.
I’m Leslie Knope - Season 4, Episode 1
Bobby Newport: My Dad is friends with John Cougar Mellencamp! That’s pretty cool.
Campaign Ad - Season 4, Episode 12
Jason (to Lyla): Hillary, I did not have sexual relations with that girl.
Pilot - Season 1, Episode 1
Leslie: You only have 9 toes?
Ron: I have the toes I have. Let’s just leave it at that.
I’m Leslie Knope - Season 4, Episode 1
Dave: “I need you to know something man to man… I still have feelings for Leslie… In a womanly fashion, and I believe she feels the same towards me… In a manly way”
Dave Returns - Season 4, Episode 15
Leslie: ”I really made love to the pooch on this one.”
Summer Catalog: Season 2, Episode 20
Tom (at The Glitter Factory): There’s a girl here that also works at Quiznos. She’s really nice to me here, but really mean to me at Quiznos.
Tom’s Divorce - Season 2, Episode 11
