Leslie: You only have 9 toes?
Ron: I have the toes I have. Let’s just leave it at that.
I’m Leslie Knope - Season 4, Episode 1
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Leslie: You only have 9 toes?
Ron: I have the toes I have. Let’s just leave it at that.
I’m Leslie Knope - Season 4, Episode 1
Coach Taylor: Listen up, if you’re wondering if a boy’s thinking about you, he’s not. He’s thinking about sex, or he’s hungry, those are the only two options.
Crossing the Line -Season 1, Episode 8
Ron: Are the scissors broken in your house, son?!
Go Big or Go Home - Season 3, Episode 1
Ron: When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.
Born and Raised - Season 4, Episode 3
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