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~ Sunday, May 13 ~
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Ron: If any of you need anything at all…too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves, like adults.

I’m Leslie Knope - Season 4, Episode 1

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~ Thursday, April 5 ~
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Leslie: You only have 9 toes? Ron: I have the toes I have. Let’s just leave it at that. I’m Leslie Knope - Season 4, Episode 1

Leslie: You only have 9 toes?

Ron: I have the toes I have. Let’s just leave it at that.

I’m Leslie Knope - Season 4, Episode 1

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~ Sunday, March 18 ~
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Coach Taylor: Hey, you know what I like about me? Tami: That you’re married to someone as fantastic as me? Coach Taylor: That is what I like about me. Git ‘Er Done - Season 1, Episode 5

Coach Taylor: Hey, you know what I like about me?

Tami: That you’re married to someone as fantastic as me?

Coach Taylor: That is what I like about me.

Git ‘Er Done - Season 1, Episode 5

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~ Saturday, March 10 ~
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Ron (to Tom): Son, people can see you. Bowling for Votes - Season 4, Episode 13

Ron (to Tom): Son, people can see you.

Bowling for Votes - Season 4, Episode 13

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~ Wednesday, March 7 ~
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Coach Taylor: Wait, wait, wait…is that a Members Only jacket?

Matt: Yeah, what do you think? Do you think it’s okay?

Full Hearts - Season 1, Episode 9

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~ Saturday, February 25 ~
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Coach Taylor: Listen up, if you’re wondering if a boy’s thinking about you, he’s not. He’s thinking about sex, or he’s hungry, those are the only two options.

Crossing the Line -Season 1, Episode 8

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~ Wednesday, January 25 ~
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Ron: Are the scissors broken in your house, son?!

Go Big or Go Home - Season 3, Episode 1

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~ Saturday, January 21 ~
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Ron: When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them. Born and Raised - Season 4, Episode 3

Ron: When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.

Born and Raised - Season 4, Episode 3

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~ Sunday, January 15 ~
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Donna: When we canceled on him, he took another gig in Eagleton. At a library.

Tom: That’s literally the worst place I could imagine.

Freddy Spaghetti - Season 2, Episode 23



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