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~ Friday, July 5 ~
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Anonymous said: I love you, you are brilliant.

Thank you, we love you too!! 


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Coach Taylor: And contrary to popular opinion, I’m very good at communicating with womenfolk.

Tami: Sweetheart, that is ridiculous.

Crossing the Line - Season 1, Episode 8

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Thanks to thesistatement for submitting this idea!

Tags: Friday Night Lights Parks and Rec Jean-Ralphio Saperstein Donna Meagle Coach Taylor Tami Taylor
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~ Tuesday, August 28 ~
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Jason’s online date: Can I tell you what gets me going?

Jason: Sure…

Jason’s online date: Pee. 

The Confession - Season 2, Episode 9

Tags: Parks and Rec Parks and Recreation FNL Friday Night Lights Jason Street
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~ Monday, July 30 ~
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April (about Chris): I don’t care about that prize, but I’m gonna win because I want his happiness to go away.
Bowling for Votes - Season 4, Episode 13

April (about Chris): I don’t care about that prize, but I’m gonna win because I want his happiness to go away.

Bowling for Votes - Season 4, Episode 13

Tags: FNL Friday Night Lights Parks and Rec Parks and Recreation April Ludgate
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~ Wednesday, July 25 ~
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Coach Taylor: There’s Book Club tonight!

Tami: No! I don’t want to go to Book Club! Those ladies are crazy!

Let’s Get It On - Season 2, Episode 5

Tags: Friday Night Lights Parks and Rec Parks and Recreation Leslie Knope Tami Taylor This Parks scene was actually Ben suggesting they order calzones which is just as atrocious as suggesting going to a book club/library
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~ Tuesday, July 24 ~
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Ben: Why are you laughing?

Leslie: Because my dream is dead.

Win, Lose, or Draw - Season 4, Episode 22

Tags: Friday Night Lights Parks and Rec Parks and Recreation Tim Riggins Matt Saracen Leslie Knope
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~ Friday, July 20 ~
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April: Do you want me to seduce Perd Hapley?

Leslie: How would that help?

April: I don’t know, I just want to see if I could do it.

Leslie: April, I appreciate that, but I don’t think it’s something worth losing your virginity over.

Christmas Scandal - Season 2, Episode 12

Tags: Parks and Rec Parks and Recreation Friday Night Lights April Ludgate Leslie Knope Tami Taylor Tyra Collette
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~ Monday, July 16 ~
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Leslie: “Please remember, this is a government project. So, we need to refrain from corporate promotion and religious items. Who’d like to start?”
Man: “I think we should put in the Bible.”
Leslie: “Great.”


Time Capsule - Season 3, Episode 3

Tags: Parks and Recreation parks and rec friday night lights FNL leslie knope Time Capsule Season 3
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~ Friday, June 15 ~
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Andy: “No no no. Trust me. They have one that’s called the meat tornado. Literally killed a guy last year.”
Ron: “You had me at meat tornado.”

Flu Season - Season 3, Episode 2

Tags: Parks and Recreation parks and rec friday night lights FNL coach taylor ron swanson andy dwyer Meat tornado landry clarke
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~ Monday, May 21 ~
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Jerry: “Okay, so you’re sure now that everything is okay that I’m… down there?”

Dr. Harris: “That man has the largest penis I’ve ever seen. I actually don’t even know if he has mumps. I forgot to look. I was distracted by the largest penis I’ve ever seen. “

I’m Leslie Knope - Season 4, Episode 1

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