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Coach Taylor: And contrary to popular opinion, I’m very good at communicating with womenfolk.
Tami: Sweetheart, that is ridiculous.Crossing the Line - Season 1, Episode 8
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Jason’s online date: Can I tell you what gets me going?
Jason’s online date: Pee.
The Confession - Season 2, Episode 9
April (about Chris): I don’t care about that prize, but I’m gonna win because I want his happiness to go away.
Bowling for Votes - Season 4, Episode 13
Coach Taylor: There’s Book Club tonight!
Tami: No! I don’t want to go to Book Club! Those ladies are crazy!
Let’s Get It On - Season 2, Episode 5
Ben: Why are you laughing?
Leslie: Because my dream is dead.
Win, Lose, or Draw - Season 4, Episode 22
April: Do you want me to seduce Perd Hapley?
Leslie: How would that help?
April: I don’t know, I just want to see if I could do it.
Leslie: April, I appreciate that, but I don’t think it’s something worth losing your virginity over.
Christmas Scandal - Season 2, Episode 12
Leslie: “Please remember, this is a government project. So, we need to refrain from corporate promotion and religious items. Who’d like to start?”Man: “I think we should put in the Bible.”Leslie: “Great.”
Time Capsule - Season 3, Episode 3
Andy: “No no no. Trust me. They have one that’s called the meat tornado. Literally killed a guy last year.”Ron: “You had me at meat tornado.”
Jerry: “Okay, so you’re sure now that everything is okay that I’m… down there?”
Dr. Harris: “That man has the largest penis I’ve ever seen. I actually don’t even know if he has mumps. I forgot to look. I was distracted by the largest penis I’ve ever seen. “I’m Leslie Knope - Season 4, Episode 1